A Day in the Life Of...
Pete Phillips
Superstar Extraordinaire

6:59 AM- Wake up & turn off the alarm so it doesn't wake Greg (the roommate) up at 7:00
7:00 AM- Remember I showered last night. Get dressed.
7:15 AM- Go back to bed in my clothes with fresh breath after brushing my teeth with Crest.
7:30 AM- Wake up again for work.
7:35 AM- Grab some breakfast. The Pete Phillips Tuesday-Thursday special: Chocolate Chip Muffin, 2% Milk, Orange Juice. Don't consume it all at once, it really puts a damper on the rest of your day.
7:50 AM- Get to work, early again. What shall I do? Ah, put on some Cake- Motorcade of Generosity for you curious types.
8:00 AM- Find my disk and get to work on my three Crown stories. For you non-Kings kids, the Crown is the school paper, of which I'm the Entertainment Editor. For you Kings kids, I could use writers.
8:20 AM- Get hungry and start to eat the breakfast I got earlier. 
8:50 AM- Change CDs, next up, Radiohead- OK Computer
9:03 AM- Decide to do a log of my day for the website.
9:10 AM- Defeat Loki and the other Viking gods of evil with the assistance of Thor and his mighty hammer, Mjollnir. 
9:22 AM- Decide to count the Mike Venos Memorial Monument Fund again.
9:31 AM- $3.83. Venos should have a monument in no time. CD change too, Green Day's International Superhits.
9:36 AM- Poured the rest of my milk down the drain.
9:37 AM- Think about the poor cow that that milk just came from. Damn me.
9:43 AM- Figure out time travel.
9:47 AM- Worry that the guy standing in the hall has telekinesis and knows that I just thought "he looks real dumb in that leather jacket."
10:06 AM- Look up Mr. T's agent's address. Maybe I'll write to him and seek an interview... that would be nothing short of amazing!
10:35 AM- CD changed a while ago, Chris Cornell- Euphoria Morning now. Think about how I listened to Audioslave last night to drown out the kids sledding on cement outside my window @ 1:00 AM... I hate them, whoever they were.
11:08 AM- I think I'll go to the bathroom... should I be writing that?
11:14 AM- I'm gonna read now (The Big Sleep).
12:03 PM- Leave work! Yahoo!
12:10 PM- Show up to the Marketing group meeting 10 minutes late. suckers. I had work, they knew that.... oh well.
12:51 PM- My 12:30 marketing class starts, we present our thing first
1:00 PM- We're done. Great! No more marketing ever again... too many bad things associated with it.
1:15 PM- the other group just finished, they were good. Ours sucked-- it's in the past now, right? Can't go back and fix it, eh?
1:23 PM- Happiness. we get the review sheet for the final, so I'm not coming to class on Thursday. I showed up for all the rest of them, I owe me this.
1:28 PM- "LET ME OUTTA HERE!"
1:32 PM- We got out early-- there is a God!
2:00 PM- Writing for Mass Communications starts. Not so bad.
2:34 PM- Sit and do nothing for forty more minutes. The mass comm group's ahead of schedule, we rule!
3:04 PM- Forty minutes of nothing cut short by... GET OUT OF CLASS EARLY!
3:20 PM- Gotta go meet Sam for more work.
3:34 PM- Head to the Crown
5:30 PM- Dinner with Alexa. See Joe, Greg, Pat, and miscellaneous lacrosse kids. Also see Kiki & Karen. Burger- gross, but cooked.
9:39 PM- Got back from the Crown. Phew! Just got picture taken by the elevators for an editorial about elevator etiquette. Crown doesn't suck tonight because all homework is done.
9:43 PM- Called someone in a moment of weakness.
10:06 PM- Remembered a People's Court case in which the defendant and the plaintiff were both Carney Folk... I heart daytime TV.
10:14 PM- Re-called the same person... awful, well intent is different this time around, maybe that makes it better.
10:30 PM- Phone call with Karen. Discuss how the day went and how break was. I learned her sister allegedly has mega-rats at her house.
10:42 PM- Print readings for Sunday. Gotta be a lector at mass at 11:00 mass.
10:57 PM- Add all this information to the website.
11:00 PM- Head out to wash the ol' NyQuil bottle-cap-cup.
11:05 PM- Getting in the pajamas now... you're missing a good show.
11:08 PM- Bitch to Greg about the kids who were "sledding" last night... still hate them
11:13 PM- Some Daily Show, then sleep.