Cassie Birthday Song
Her name is Cassie
She is not sassy
Because sassy
Is to lame a word.

She lives in Philly
So did Big Willy.
That is Will Smith, kids
I think he’s a nerd.

Her name is Cassie
She is real classy
She gets all punky
And takes no crap

She’s into art yeah
And she got heart yeah
She says funny things
And makes you go “Snap!”
(do kids still say that?)

Her name is Cassie
She ain’t met Lassie
Cause she is not too
Accident prone

We went to Denny’s
We’d do it plenty
If she lived close by
But no she don’t

Her name is Cassie
Not Tallahassee
But if you see her there
Be sure to say “Hey!”

‘n you must’ve heard
That if it’s June 3rd
Ya’ll best wish her
A Happy Birthday.