Bad
Soda Article
By:
Barry Coen
December 23, 2004
We
all love a good carbonated beverage now and again, right? Many of
us in college don't have much to turn to except such sodas-- maybe
water, but that's nasty stuff. In our efforts to find the right soda,
we all have our choices. Some of these are easy, like Pepsi or Coke.
Some of us have diet, some enjoy a lemon-lime, some mix that lemon
with the Coke/Pepsi. There's also the more unique oranges, grapes,
and even cherries. My dad would even indulge in his favorite: 7Up
Remix. But you've got to admit-- these soda companies are doing a
pretty good job making a drink for everyone.
I have to say though--there are no markets for some
flavors, but the companies keep trying.
Our first culprit in this soda game is Pepsi Spice.
Now some may say that a taste test is the only way that you could
understand the flavors that tickle your tastebus when you drink
it. Some may also be wrong. Okay, now follow me here-- I'll give
you a make-shift recepie for the stuff. Take two equal sized glasses.
Half-fill one with regular Pepsi, half-fill the other with Cherry
Pepsi. Now put half of the Cherry into the regular. Taste it to
start. If you can distinctly taste the Cherry, then pour in more
regular. Keep testing until you think you might taste the cherry,
but not if you can totally taste it. This is the game you'll have
all day drinking the stuff. You will have a thought that you might
have some cherry flavor, but the next sip you won't taste any of
it. You'll wonder where it went, then try again-- this time it will
taste like cherry. You'll go in circles until you're crazy, because
that's how it goes.
There is another soda out there that has caused
great confusion each time I drink it. I thankfully have reached
the end of my collection. The grief wasn't all about the soda being
gross or bad-tasting-- it was all the mind games. Shasta, over the
summer, released a flavor under their camoflague brand that was
curiously titled Orange Creme. This attracted me when it was presented
to me by Miss Karen Petrosky. I accepted her samples. Once I drank
it I was confused. I had a splash of orange and I was amazed. I
wondered where the creme was, so I sipped again. I experienced a
zing of creme soda, but no orange. This cycle went on for each sip
through the entire can of soda. I was perplexed. I pushed a can
on Greg and he experienced the same thing. This was astounding.
I think it's good when companies try to accomidate
to the diverse tastes of people, but I also wonder when it should
stop. You know there are some strange people out there. I wouldn't
think that someone could combine oranges and creme, but I was shocked
to see and taste it. I am satisfied with the soda out there today.
I have no insatiable desire to find new flavor combinations to satisfy
some quirky need. Still, when I taste a new soda for the first time,
I realize that some where, someone thought it would be a good idea,
then someone thought it was a good final product, then someone marketed
and sold it. Lastly, I bought it. As long as that goes on we can
expect more curiously delicious beverages. Some day we may even
have a soda that can challange my limits of curiousity enough that
I could get smarter. Until then, I'll stick with diet.
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