I told you all that this day would come. In a mixture of circumstances, things went juuust right. Since I worked late last night, I didn't mind running late this morning. I'm also doing a new project in which I take a picture a day, just to see what I find, so I had my camera on me. I never expected to get such a great picture though. I promised I'd deliver, and today I give you the man who tried to run me over with his Buick (yes, it was over 2 months ago, and no, I'm not over it).

**The pictures are big, but I couldn't compromise resolution for fear of losing the plate number**

That's the best shot I have of him, but the point is to publish his car and plate, to shame him.

What kind of jerk thinks he can leave his door open when he drops off dry cleaning? Pshh.
I should've stolen it, but that goes against my employer's mission statement.

That's GFB-1152 for the licence plate number. Remember it. And if you have eggs on you when you see him...
I mean, I don't want to tell you what to do... but I hear his car likes to play catch with eggs.

A cowardly escape, but what a car, huh? Surely not something a jerk like this should be driving.

I only apologize for not getting video for you. Maybe next time. And there will be a next time...

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