My Car Was Vandalized
Posted by: Pete Phillips

Last week I discovered a promotional post card on my car windshield. Much like a flyer, it was by my wipers and resting happily. When I went to remove it, I found that it was stuck to my window... hard. Apparently the gloss was based in glue, so it stuck to my windshield instead of resting on it. Upset, I used my noggin and engaged in the following correspondence:

From: Phillips, Peter
Sent: Thu 10/28/2004 9:31 PM
To: Hershberger, Frank
Subject: Your Postcard Promos

Frank,
are you the guy who put a DJ postcard on my car in the parking lot?
 
Pete Phillips
570.208.8767

From: Hershberger, Frank
Sent: Fri 10/29/2004 9:49 AM
To: Phillips, Peter
Subject: RE: Your Postcard Promos

yes why?

From: Phillips, Peter
Sent: Thu 10/29/2004 9:56 AM
To: Hershberger, Frank
Subject: Your Postcard Promos

Two things:

1. How do I safely scrape it off of my windshield since the gloss was apparently glue-based?! Now I have promos for DJ I-Don't-Care stuck to my windshield and it won't come off, so thanks for that!
 
2. Don't use that company again, you pissed off a lot of people and luckily I only guessed it was you. If you have any suggestions as to how to scrape it off without scratching the shit out of my windshield, please pass it along.
 
Pete Phillips
570.208.8767
 

From: Hershberger, Frank
Sent: Fri 10/29/2004 12:29 PM
To: Phillips, Peter
Subject: RE: Your Postcard Promos

You should be able to get it off with a razor blade, then if there is any left over crap stuck on put some mineral spirits or gas on a rag and that should take it off. just dont get any on the cars paint. Sorry i had no idea that was happening. I didnt have the flyers made up i just put them out for a friend. Again very sorry for the inconvenience.


I'm still upset. Ass.
 

 

 

 

  
 
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