I took this picture while driving home from PA to NJ this past weekend. It was one of my more dangerous trips. Ironically, when I crossed into the Philadelphia area, which many of us outside-PA people don't really count as part of PA, the rain stopped and the grey skies never looked so good. Anyway, I got behind this van and the thoughts were flowing through my head like a pin-hole in the hoover dam. Here are some:

1) Let's say you call this guy. Phonetically, how do you ask for him? Kal-ew-hee-oke-a-lan-ee? You have to have a script before you make that call.

2) I like how the C. is abbreviated, but the last name isn't.

3) Are you calling an electrical contractor with a decal of Calvin pissing on the floor?
a) will he be likely to piss on your wires?

4) "Large or small we do it all." Need I say more?

5) Grammar:
a) no end-quote-- who pays for that?!
b) absent comma between "small" and "we"

6) There's a website and it's not some miscellaneous directory-- it's really his site for electrical contracting.
a) the photo section is "Coming Soon."

7) After all of these thoughts, I would call him just because he mentally stimulated me. Thanks C.

8) Was Calvin a business decision? Really. I could see it on redneck pickup trucks, but a business vehicle?!