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You know how newspapers take things back when they mess up? Well we'd have a lot to take back here at PPO, but since it's a personal site that is viewed by four or five people, no one should care. Of course we know some people do, like child actors and arborists.

Today, I saw some girl wearing pants. These pants had words on the ass. Granted, I did only rip on shorts with words on the ass, but I must say that this pair of pants really impressed me. I've recreated them for your viewing pleasure. I hope you enjoy them too.

This is a great pair of pants. It makes you think. You have to get this joke. The word "kick" is on her butt. So, it's like "Kick butt." Simple message, but not a huge waste of ass real estate, like Princess, Pink, or Juicy. And the Pink line from Victoria's Secret? Come on. We know you got it, you don't have to flaunt it. Jeeze.