| If... |
Points |
Why? |
| You own a petephillipsonline.com tee shirt |
+10 |
Only ten because I haven't seen any money yet. |
| You know why/why not vegetarians can eat fish. |
+20 |
Because it's boggling my mind. |
If you've survived or suffer from a life threatening disease
(yes, Kyle, diabetes counts). |
+100 |
Why? You insensitive bastard. |
| You like Coldplay. |
-25 |
Why not listen to Radiohead? A whine's a whine. |
| You like Stacked on Fox. |
+10 |
Because you have the guts to admit it. |
| You've watched Prison Break on Fox. |
+50 |
It freaking rules! |
| You read books. Like at least 5 a year |
+30 |
Knowledge is power! |
| You use cool points, like me. |
+50 |
Inspired by some girl on myspace. |
| You can name four Corey Feldman movies |
+10 |
|
| You watch more than 2 hours of MTV a week |
-50 |
I tried to save Paul on this. |
| Jessica Simpson doesn't make you want to kill
someone |
-10 |
Because you could just be normal and not psychotic
like I am. |
| PetePhillipsOnline is one of your regular websites |
+10 |
Because it's not that good right now, so only
10 points. |
| You live in PA and haven't visited Pete's Apartment |
-20 |
Because that's just not cool. |
| There are at least three shirts in your closet
that you've gotten for 75% off or used. |
+40 |
Way to save money! There are better things to
do with your money like invest in me. |
| There is more than one mainstream radio station
on your car stereo presets. |
-40 |
What else would they be? NPR, College, or classic
rock stations. End of story. |
| You actively participate in something you call
"working out." |
-10 |
|
| Any part of your body moves to a Pussycat Dolls
song |
-10 |
Because some men can't help it, but it's still
wrong. |
| You own a CD by the eels |
+50 |
...though I should just deduct points for anyone
who doesn't have one. You're missing out more than words can
say. |
| Your first name name ends in -io |
-30 |
I'm sorry-- it's a personal thing |
| You still think "rap sucks" can be said
and meant |
-10 |
It's everywhere kids, get used to it. |
| You've been to Jim Thorpe, PA |
+20 |
It's obscure, but what do you want? |
| You cringe when you hear any Nevelle brother's
"ahheeeyahhh" |
+30 |
Because I think that's just me |
| You still watch Dave Chappelle reruns religiously
|
-10 |
Let it go. |
| You would actually write "eff you" instead
of "f-you" |
-50 |
People have gotten so messed up that they actually
type more in shorthand. I hate you. |
| You own the Great Mouse Detective on some form
of media |
+100 |
I love that movie-- let me borrow it! |
| You've heard of and remember the Great Mouse Detective |
+20 |
Oh the days of failed Disney movies... suck on
that Little Mermaid. |
| Teenagers bother you, even if you are one |
+20 |
|
| Old people makes you smile when they're crabby |
+20 |
|
| You don't care about turning 21 because the location
of your drinking doesn't affect your 'buzz.' |
+10 |
Way to be honest with yourself. |
| You have an iPod |
-30 |
Ha! Here's one place where that trendy shit doesn't
count for anything. |
| For at least two months you didn't know someone's
name and used nicknames as a substitute, even though they didn't
know it |
+50 |
|
| You boo people on the street or have before. |
+30 |
I've done it and it feels good. |
| Cartoons have no place in primetime |
-20 |
What about the Flinstones, ya jerk? |
| You have Myspace, but I'm not your friend |
-40 |
You totally suck. |
| You've been in a Wawa and liked it |
+10 |
|
| I promised you a role in a movie I will make someday |
-20 |
Yeah, well, we need to talk... |
| You can look at paintings and not be bored |
+30 |
|
| Chinese food makes you feel cool |
-10 |
|
| You accept my fascination with Jerry O'Connell as a non-gay
thing. |
+10 |
Thank you. |
| You think you're too good to watch TV |
-50 |
"Get your head outta your ass!" (Rushmore) |
| You cheated on one of these to get points. |
+20 |
Hey, no one said you couldn't... |
