damn commie-doozers

In Response to Responses
Hey everybody. This is another letter from the editor here at PetePhillipsOnline. Let me start by saying thanks for stopping by repeatedly. I do appreciate it. I only had to sneak onto one person's computer and make my site her homepage then the counter was running up like you wouldn't believe. I suggest you try that. Moving along though, let's get to the point of this letter. I want to apologize to a few unnamed and unnamable people out there. There's only one person who was upset enough with my website that he wanted an apology and I don't really care about him; old news is old news. This goes out to the others: the Fraggles of the world.

Jen Tully is a good kid, I was first introduced to her over the phone by Stephanie Brennan during my old lonely Saturday night radio show. Remember that Party Set of articles I wrote a while ago? That was a party at Jen and Kat's. Jen is also called Fraggle for some reason, though I was never told why, it doesn't matter--just remember that Fraggles are always better than those Communist Doozers "work your cares away, dancing's for another day, I love Lenin," you know the song... But back to the point Fraggle came up to me and said, without a "Hello," or "How are you?" "I'm wearing socks with sandals, I'm sorry." I answered, like I answer so many people who apologize to me, "It's okay. Just because it's socially unacceptable, it doesn't mean I don't like you."

I've made some big remarks on the page and it doesn't mean that I hate people that break these Social Rules of Pete Phillips, because what the hell do I know anyway? Obviously a man of high-fashion sense and always able to point out the stupid in anything, I am not perfect myself--though I'm sure you don't need me to point that out. Look at me, c'mon, half-a-knee and still sporting the occasional Huey Lewis & the News shirt ("The heart of rock n' roll is still beating in Pete Phillips." --Bill Keating). So yes, even if I might offend or annoy you, I still enjoy your company (well, most of you anyway... ooh, now I got you thinkin' eh?)

Google-Me
In other site news, if you ever forget the address of the site, you can just go to google.com, the world's best search engine, and type in "petephillips" and this site comes up third or fourth! We're moving up in the world kiddies. Try it out:

Birthday Coming Soon
PetePhillipsOnline will be celebrating a one-year anniversary this November (I think). The date (and month for that matter) are both debatable because Pete Phillips is a moron when it comes to remembering things. The archive goes back as far as December 2002, but I deleted the first articles because they were awful by comparison to the later ones. So feel free to submit any website birthday presents to me in person or by mail. I'm very appreciative. So after a year we've had over 4,000 visitors (again, "over" 4,000 because I'm a moron and deleted the first counter or two) and several dozen supporters. Some have come and gone, but all are still welcomed to the PetePhillipsOnline Anniversary Bash all November in my room (except the 10th, because that's Karen's birthday). Ok, yes, there is no bash planned---yet... Kyle, get on that. Thanks again for your support and patronage. Keep up the good work!