"Would you like to take a survey?"
By: Pete Phillips
April 7, 2003
2:36 PM

joe took this picture of my crotch (in a non-gay way)... 
where else am i gonna use it?

So on Friday I got this email survery from Karen and I decided to fill it out. Since I actually put time and effort into it, I decided to post it. I also apologize for having such a crappy site lately-- there's been one enchanting distraction that's been bigger than ever in my life lately. But you don't care about that, here's the survey along with the pre-email thing:

How well do we know each other? Here's what you're supposed to do...and DON'T BE LAME, and spoil the fun (I did this for fear of having Karen tell me I'm lame all the time). Do it (or don't, it's cool). Copy, not forward, this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you (although most of this information can be found at my fun-time website). The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you (yay Karen!). It only takes a few (sets of ten) minutes!

1.    Who sent this e-mail to you? Miss Karen Petrosky
2.    What time is it? 7:06 PM (Futurama's on)

3.    Name as it appears on your birth certificate? Peter John Phillips
4.    Nickname(s): "Sexy Pete" by my esteemed colleagues
5.    Parents' names: Genevieve and Charles
6.    Number of candles appeared on your last birthday? Five, as my sister said, "To represent every 5 years you've been alive," but yes, I'm only 20. It's the thought that counts :)
7.   Date that you regularly blow them out? March 15th.
8.   Pets: One awesome, cute, old, lovable doggie named Sheba
9.    Hair Color: Brown.
10    Tattoos: nope.
11.   Piercing: nah.
12.    Favorite color: I use blue in my site a lot, but I'm not sure what I'd say my favorite is.... I use yellow to contrast the blue, but green's cool too, and orange has a place, but red-- never mind. I don't know.
13.    Hometown: Pomona, NJ
14.    Current Residence: Holy Cross Hall, King's College, Wilkes-Barre, PA
15.    Favorite food: I may have to say Reeses Sticks now. Food wise, I'd say my mom's chicken that I can't get here.
16.    Been to Africa? Nopers, but not because I haven't tried.
17.    Been toilet papering? No, because it looks like a pain to get out of trees.
18.    Loved somebody so much it made you cry?  I would say I've been on the verge for quite some time.
19.    Been in a car accident?  I've been in a car during an accident, but just as a passenger.
20.    Croutons or Bacon Bits? I'll take both, with some lettuce and stuff.
21.    Current car you drive: the "Aquabeast," as the kids say, an Aqua 1993 Plymouth Acclaim
22.    Favorite Movie(s): "The Big Lebowski" and anything else Coen-Brothers, as well as the beautiful "Rushmore."
23     Favorite Holiday: I'll say Christmas
25.    Favorite word or phrase: "We are what we love, not what loves us." --Donald Kaufman "Adaptation"
26.    Favorite toothpaste:  Crest, because I think I have stock in it.
27.    Favorite Restaurant: does burger king count?
28.    Favorite Flowers: I don't get flowers because nobody likes me :(  but I don't know flower names anyway.
29.    Favorite Drink: Recently it's been orange juice.
30.    Favorite sports to watch: I'm gonna agree with Karen on basketball because stuff happens. Even though people just run back and forth, it's better than baseball.
31.    Preferred type of ice cream: chocolate peanut butter (for now....)
32.    Favorite Sesame Street Character: I say Kermit. He is more than just a muppet, he was on the show.
33.    Last book you read? "The Big Sleep" (completed), "Feel This Book," from Janeane Garofalo and Ben Stiller (I only re-read certain selections though.
34.    Favorite fast food restaurant: Burger King-- damn, the first one must not have counted....
35.    When was your last hospital visit? Actually a long time ago. I don't remember the date, or month, so it could've been anywhere between a week ago and my birth (bad memory)
36 .   What color is your bedroom carpet? some sort of blue. at home it's a lighter, shinier blue
37.    How many times did you fail your driver's test? which one? written? 3. I didn't really want to drive until 3. the behind-the-wheel was easy
38.    Who is the last person you got email from? One of my DJ's telling me they can't make their show this week.
39.    Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No sir (or ma'am)
4o     Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? I probably wouldn't, but I could spend a couple hundred bucks at Best Buy maybe.
41.    What do you do most often when you are bored? Think. I wouldn't recommend it.
42.    Name the friend that lives farthest away from you: This involves thinking, what the hell?! Off the top of my head it would be Laura Longo 
43.    Most embarrassing thing people ask you: Are you Sexy Pete? 
43a.  Most embarrassing follow-up phrase: You're much sexier in person.
44.    Where are you working now? Media Services in King's College, with Sam, the best boss ever!
45     Who will actually respond to this email?  Maybe Kyle, if he's real bored
46.    Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?  I'm gonna say Karen because she already did this.
47.    Last person you went out to dinner with? My sister, Chrissy
48.    Favorite TV show: Home Movies on Cartoon Network M-F @ 11:30 PM
49.    What's in your CD player right now? Reel Big Fish- "Cheer Up!"
50.    Favorite Actor: Lou Diamond Phillips
51.    Favorite Actress: Frances McDormand
52.    Favorite Singers: Ben Folds, Mark Oliver Everitt
53:    Estimate how many people you have on your contacts lists? Well I have 48 buddies on my buddy list, but 19 are in the "Don't talk to you" category.
54.    Next goals that you want to achieve?  I have a science test, I'd like to do well there. And winning circus tickets for Karen is another one of my next goals.
55:   Are you tired of answering questions? Not really. Bring it, buddy.