hear my heater now!

You know on TV or in a movie, where a guy complains so much about how he has it and things only get worse? Well Luksic has taken a dangerous turn for the worse in room 108, or 107, wherever the hell I live. You can only assume that when you have a building built sometime in the Middle Ages, that things won't be 100% up to par. I'm not one to expect the best in all things either. I am good with just getting by. I like to be comfortable, but not excessive. Luksic would be perfect for me if I thought it was up to health codes. I kid you, of course. The roaches have been missing for quite some time and they have really been kind when they do come around. The bathroom health code still must be in violation. Either that, or the code needs to be changed to add required drainage so as to avert the build up of mysterious bacteria. But hey, you're heard all this before, right?

I'd like to pitch a new danger to you today, and that is the heating system. I can only assume the system was installed in the 50's, at best. We all know that things have changed since the 50's and most things have been advancements, except in morals and ethics. Anyway though, my heater has thought it best to start spitting water. This phenomenon was warned as a possibility by former residents, who bestowed upon me all of their Luksic knowledge. Last year it did leak, but there was no dangerous spitting-- furthermore it was much more polite. Now the heater spits and makes more noise than I would like to hear which generally explains my sleepless boughts at night.

Let me go further to explain this torturous situation. First of all, waves of heat bombard me throughout the night. This isn't terribly awful because in the winter, heat can be quite good at times. Suffice it to say, I'm better with heat than without. Of course if I get caught in a fire, then I would rather be without heat. Moving along... The noise my heater now makes is terribly teasing because it sounds like a person frying some sort of breakfast food. However, when I turn around there is no bacon-- no eggs-- no french fries. This is okay since I'm normally not starving, but it sucks because it's pretty damn loud. Also, since this heat dries out my sinuses, it would probably not be wise to put in ear plugs to keep out the noise because that may be the only hole in my head that isn't sealed shut-- unless I'm snoring.

This was all just fluff though. I just wanted to post an audio clip of the noise my heater makes. I hope you enjoy that media aspect from the ol' site and I would also like to congratulate you for not being me.