December 2003
The Deceptive Side of Condiments
Your Career Suggestions for Pete
A Half-Assed Look at The Opera Band
A New Way to Sell
Thinking With Pete
The Winter Break Log 2003
Remember 21 Jump Street? I do
Pete Does Fashion, Again
A Tribute: Scott Carroll
The Fall 2003 Semester Recap
I Hate Doing the Laundry @ King's College
I Could Be an Ice Skating Announcer
Some December News Stories

November 2003
Come Take a Shower with Me
Some Thoughts About Beer Pong
Mike Schmidt is a Bastard
Cookin' With Pete
Is My Fish a Zombie?
Laffy Taffy Ass-Kickers
50 Reasons Luksic Sucks It
You Didn't Enter My Contest... Ass

October 2003
Halloween Tips for Halloween
Pete's Take: Hot Beverages
Pete's Amazing Contest II
Those Were the Days...
A Message About My Away Messages

September 2003
Kyle Runs for King of King's
The Bloomsburg Fair 2003
Pete Postcard
Fashion Catches Up To Me
The Big Lebowski... Think About It
An Update About the Site, On the Site... Whoa.
The Luzerne County Fair 2003

August 2003
Lou Diamond Phillips is My Uncle
A Letter to Incoming Freshmen
Summer 2003 Wrap Up
A Confession, From Pete
What I did on My Summer Vacation

July 2003
Pete 's Cartoon Poll Results
A Day in the Life of a Superstar: Summer Edition
A Day in the Life of Kyle
I Could Be a Pot Head
I Could Be a Perfect Juror
English MoFo, Do You Speak it?!
Somebody's Always Following Me
A little blurb about 28 Days Later...
Pete's New Haircut
A Night in the W-B
The Summer of Pete: Vol. 1

June 2003
The Church of WalMart
Dead Fish 2: Henderson 2
The Aquabeast is Retired

May 2003
PetePhillipsOnline Catalog
Dead Fish 1: Henderson
Another Alexa Article
Spring 2003 Semester Recap

April 2003
Fan Camp Update
Pete's E-Mail Survey Results
The Good Week of Pete Phillips
Party Articles
Introduction
Drinking Games
Footwear Gone Bad
Trading Spaces is Awful

March 2003
How's Your Day Gonna Be?
Shorts With Words on the Ass
Picture Tour of Wilkes-Barre
Kyles Kyles Everywhere!
Drinking at College... with Pictures
My Official Birthday Article
Painful Conditioning
Pete-Tour Spring 2003 Cancelled! 
March Fifteenth in History

February 2003
When Good Soap Goes... Empty
Proud to Be Wilkes-Barrian?
Nerf Basketball Volume 2
King's College Cripple B-Ball Challenge
Other News in Wilkes-Barre
A Day in the Life of a Superstar Part 2: Snow Day
A Plea to My Roommate: No More Bad TV
Contest
Introduction
Contestants
King's College Conspiracies
Pete Phillips on: Cloning
I Chewed Gum!

January 2003
An Article About Alexa

December 2002
Video Games Rant
Fall Semester 2002: Part 1, Part 2
A Day in the Life of a Superstar