The Archive
You may have found this page because you were looking for it. If you found it by accident, don't worry. This is the archive of the past years of stories here at PPO. See, I stopped in 2007 because, despite the site being a big joke about being self-obsessed, it seems that it's become fashionable to be self-obsessed. Therefore, the joke is officially old. You can still browse through the past, but don't hold me accountable for anything within these pages. It's all old.

We've been at this for a while, so the archive is segmented by year. You can start from the beginning to the end or work your way backwards. I would suggest you skip around, but that's just me. Check the SPECIALS section if you want a proper introduction to the history of PPO.