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"I never look back at my old work and wish that I'd done something different. It's simply not a question of done right or done wrong... We made it the way that we did, and people either liked it, or they didn't."
                 --Vilmos Zsigmond

Welcome to PetePhillipsOnline.com (aka. PPO). I'm sure you're asking yourself what this site's all about and it's pretty hard to put a word on. Basically it's just a place for me to have fun and hopefully make you, the visitor, laugh. I write articles for the site, which can be about pretty much anything, but they usually have to do with my life (hence the Pete Phillips of Pete Phillips Online). The site also changes looks once in a while. I don't have dynamic content, so when I change the look, the archived stories stay looking the same most of the time.

Now I write a few regular types of articles. Once in a while, I get a real masterpiece like Shorts with words on the ass. I make up stories about my friends a lot, which has inspired my co-worker, Sam Falbo, to make the request that when he becomes famous, I exclusively write the tabloid articles about him because no one else could do it better. I write about other friends too, like Alexa (Alexa Stripped of Miss Wheelchair PA) because I usually want to remind people that PPO isn't a boy's club. Sometimes I try to work in real-life news stories, like in Alexa's example, because a lot of news is ludicrous. You'll find a whole section of Bad Movie Reviews here, that can be long ( Killer Clowns From Outer Space) or short (Gothika). I also do a number of articles that I like to call the subject of "popscurity" like Lou Diamond Phillips is My Uncle. They're fun to write, but it takes me a long time to find just the right subjects. Also you'll see a number of stories that are just about my everyday life (An Easter Letter to BJ). And you can never miss out when you get a good story about the escapades of Pete and Greg (Pete & Greg go to Little Caesar's).

I hope you like what you see around the site. Sure there is a fair share of inside jokes and strange references (as well as bad spelling and occasional grammar mistakes), but I tend to think that a good percentage of the site is fairly universal. I try to get visitors from all over because I want to meet new people and become a "popscure" star myself, but I don't hold out much hope. After viewing the site, a new friend I met on MySpace said, "You're a strange strange man that loves himself a little too much." I assure you that this is hardly the case, but once in a while I get something from someone regarding the site that does make me love myself for a bit, and thanks for all of you who will do so in the future. Enjoy yourself, and find a high-speed connection for that bitchin' media section. Don't forget to sign the guestbook, and if you have something you want on the site, I accept just about any submissions. I'd love writers!